I thought this was a neat little essay about division by zero.Comments (65)
1. The Jade Helm conspiracy sounds like it was a test run by the Russians to see how easily they could gin up hysteria. I'll have you remember that our shit-for-brains-Governor Abbot called the State Guard on the US military in response.
2. I really wish Ted Cruz himself had said this, but it was a spokesperson for his campaign:
"Unlike the spicy ketchup, when Texans unwrap the O'Rourke packaging, they are definitely not going to like what they see underneath. He's like a Triple Meat Whataburger liberal who is out of touch with Texas values."
(Whataburger is sincere high praise in Texas, not an insult like Taco Smell or something.)
3. I've diagnosed myself with Cubital Tunnel Syndrome. Anyone who's been there, words of advice?
4. We've started buying Striped Pangasius fish from the grocery store. It's cheap and really delicious. It's also controversial, I gather, for the usual reasons - how much mercury and toxins are in it? how bad is the farming for the environment? (Potentially very bad.) The main thing it seems to have going for it is that you can eat it without worrying that you're contributing to the collapse of ocean fish populations, because it thrives in farm-raised situations. The other thing it has going for it is that five out of six Geebies think it's really delicious.Comments (39)